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“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
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Trust me.
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While you live, the revolution lives. -Plutarch
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Pizza Cupcakes
because I’m a geniusthe game has changed
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The Hunger Games Movie *Spoilers*
So its official i am apparently the only person in the world that didn’t like the hunger games movie. I mean there are a lot of people that are all it was so close to the book but I was literally sitting there the whole time like “what the fuck is this? This is not my Hunger Games”. They messed up more than just a few things that didn’t really make much of a difference but they messed up some things that leave a hole in the next movie and take away from the experience such as:
I still love the movie, but the things she said are exactly what I thought, about Katniss’ ear and stuff.
Now is the time to show them everything. There will be a bow, make sure you use it. - Haymitch Abernathy
These are the acoustic waves of a couple saying “I do.”
I want to do this when I get married!
(Source: bonjourjemapellejed)
